Listening To Advice T-Shirts

Audio Books

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'You're better off without him.'

A Bug's Life Advice