Listening To Advice Mugs

Months ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I think you should laugh, love, and go with the flow - and do that with gusto! Don't sweat the small stuff. Kiss all the girls. Boys or whichever you prefer, but remember to laugh. - Bob. Pervert! If we allow laughing, then we'll have to allow cackling. Maybe even guffawing. I refuse to go down

Are you one of the millions of Americans who has wanted to get advice from me, Dr. Sadie Cohen?** **Not actual doctor. Now you can! Starting today, I have begun accepting requests for personal advice via email. Write me at asksadieshow@gmail.com with questions about your love life, career or whatever other subject you'd like me to ridicule you about. Did I say ridicule? I meant counsel.** **She meant ridicule.

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'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'You're better off without him.'