'Keep on dictating. I can read lips.'
Lip Reading Aficionados Mugs
Start their day with a smile by giving lip reading enthusiasts a mug that celebrates their perceptive skills, featuring witty designs that speak volumes without saying a word.
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'
Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window
"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
Your Palm
'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'
'That line means good managerial skills!'
Palm Reader...
"You like people and people respond to that."
Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.
'The mist is clearing.'
'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."
Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!
"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"
Lipstick hiccups
Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.
Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.
"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."
'Go girl!'
"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."
'He'll be with you in a few minutes. He's just putting his lipstick on.'
"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."
'So which do you think - 'Passionate Pink' or 'Sultry Sienna'?'
'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'
'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'
2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)
Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball
'Because you move your lips, when you read, I think I have some idea of what you're going to have.'
"So, what brings you here today?"
Lip Reading Aficionados Mugs Collection
Lip Reading Aficionados Pillows
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Lip Reading Aficionados Prints
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