Lip Reading Curiosity Mugs

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Kissing the Fish

First love.

The Dandy

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Your Palm

Palm Reader...

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"You like people and people respond to that."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'The mist is clearing.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"There! Just like new!"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'