Lip Reading Curiosity Mugs

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Kissing the Fish

The Dandy

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Modern day mirror.

Your Palm

Palm Reader...

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"You like people and people respond to that."

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'The mist is clearing.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"There! Just like new!"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40