Linguistic Guardian Pillows

Say 'no' to 'I done' and 'I seen'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Dentist Training School.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

An expletive of editors

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Get the story and get it write."

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

The Good Student and The Mediocre Student

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'I am the restless spirit of Aticus Mayberry, lexicographer and pedagogue. I shall not know peace so long as 'epitome' is used as a superlative.'

Bad Gramma Skool

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

There's nothing like the real thing!

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"Careful...she bites."

Fight Iliteracy. Donate A Book.

'When I say 'runned' you know I mean 'ran'. Let's not quibble.'