Linguistic Dreamer Gifts

Sleeping Russian

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Pipe Dream.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Mr. Right!"

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Where the wild things were."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"