Linen Wrangler Mugs

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"We need a better piling system."

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Haircuts

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Christo's greatest challenge.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Step One: Locate end of yarn."