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'What would the lady at the back like?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."