Limnologist Pillows

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

PSA Banter.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The Hobby Store

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Monkey-artist

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.