Limnologist Mugs

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

PSA Banter.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The Hobby Store

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Echo Tourism'

God's Subcontractors

"Admit it, we're lost."

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Danger Slow Sand.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."