Lightweight Warriors Pillows

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

To do before Saturday...

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bench Press Accident

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.