Lighthearted Problem Solver Pillows

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'You say that when you wake up you feel dizzy for 10 minutes? I suggest that you wake up 10 minutes later.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Men Working Things Out

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"Look at all these flies! Gracie, did you keep the door closed like I asked you to?"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Conflict Resolution Centre

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

Buoyancy Weight

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

Gracie uses her books to drink water from a fountain.

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

Snake charmer tries to improve the sales report.

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

'It's a Mothers, G.P.S., it guides you through all the problems of the day.'

"All you need is a little breeze to keep the midges at bay."

"I get bored waiting for it to go down the steps. This speeds up the process."

"Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly."

"That's amazing! Didn't Mr. Perez used to walk all bent over? How'd you cure him?"

"Complaints should be seen as a 'learning opportunity'. I'm using some of them to learn how to make a papier-mâché model of the Pyramid of Giza."