Lighthearted Observer T-Shirts

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Laughing Zone Ahead

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Scientist seen on loch.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Inactivists"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Paper Boy

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'This is a no rise office.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"