Lighthearted Observer Mugs

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Scientist seen on loch.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

Paper Boy

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Inactivists"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'This is a no rise office.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

The Invention of the Tea Light

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"