Lighthearted Decor Lover T-Shirts

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Mid-century Father

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Modern Parents

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Missing sock

"How?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'The old one fell apart.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Recollections of a Retired Butler

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

The Ugly Plant

'A Dust Cow'.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Feng Sushi

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Non Drip Paint

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Pinata Trophy