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Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

His & hers towels.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Mid-century Father

Modern Parents

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Missing sock

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

'The old one fell apart.'

Non Drip Paint

The Ugly Plant

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

'A Dust Cow'.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Feng Sushi

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement