Lighthearted Challenger T-Shirts

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

The Unsportables: Relay

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"Foul!"

Tug the Toggle

"I'm feeling generous."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Bet You're Chicken!

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"Brace yourself!"

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

Ratted!

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...