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"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

The Unsportables: Relay

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"Foul!"

Tug the Toggle

"I'm feeling generous."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Bet You're Chicken!

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

Ratted!

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

"Brace yourself!"

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...