Lightbulb Changers Pillows

"Try standing on the top step."

' A good idea '

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

The beer idea.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Solar eclipse."

Planting Bulbs.

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I'm really low energy.'

'ALP Electric Company'

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'