Lightbulb Changer Pillows

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

' A good idea '

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

The beer idea.

"We've made a few changes."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Solar eclipse."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

Planting Bulbs.

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'I'm really low energy.'

Bright Idea

'ALP Electric Company'