Lightbulb Changers Gifts

"Try standing on the top step."

' A good idea '

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

The beer idea.

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Solar eclipse."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Planting Bulbs.

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'I'm really low energy.'

Modern Eureka Moments

'ALP Electric Company'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'