Light Switch Police Gifts

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Police Feline Unit

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

Penguin identity parade

Eggshell blue

Buddhist Center

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Lighthouse switch

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Ballerina

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'They suspect arson.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'This can't be good.'

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

"I'm gonna need some ID."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.