Light Speed Believer Gifts

Planck's Constant Nagging.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Fountain of Youth.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

Every App tells a story.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"The other fairy does glass."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"