Light-hearted Thinker Prints

'Mine may not be as bright, but it uses even less energy.'

Ernie is a positive, optimistic person. His only dark thought is wondering where the light switch is.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

A man farting out of the top of his bald head

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

Middle Age: When you start trading in your emotions for symptoms!

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"This stool shall pass."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Get crazy once in a while

Gunter Grass

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"We're making progress."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Preachers with far too much input

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"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

The Invention of the Tea Light