Lighthearted Thinker Prints

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The Invention of the Tea Light

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

A credit to his species...

PSA Banter.

Playdough's The Republic

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Laughing Zone Ahead

Hamlet

Push for Disco...

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Going Down?

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Inspiration Point.

Hair traffic controller.

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.