Light-hearted Parenting Mugs

Child watering the flowers (urinating).

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"This stool shall pass."

Get crazy once in a while

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Husband and Child in Pram

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

'Dads On Steroids' Dad swung his child through fence accidentally.

"Your performance review will be done with the help of a co-host to lighten the mood a little."

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

' That's the first time we've had fireworks in the bedroom! '

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"