Light-hearted Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

"All the crunches in the world aren't going to help. Face it, you're a pot-bellied pig."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'