Light-hearted Economist Pillows

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"It failed the stress test."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'We buy and sell them.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."