Light-hearted Christmas Gift T-Shirts

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Daughters on the beach

Elfie Stick

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Get crazy once in a while

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Hang on a minute...'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

Mouse returns home from work.

Loopholes

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Snake Charming

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

S. S. All You Can Eat

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Cannibal recipes.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Chicken Road Crossing

Elf of the Month

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Gluten-free Santa

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."