Christmas Gifter T-Shirts

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Daughters on the beach

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"That'll be five bucks."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'They're dog roses!'

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I might just get a pie."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'