Light-hearted Boss Mugs

'He only works onsite one day a month, and he accepts petting instead of money.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Get crazy once in a while

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

'May I play through please?'

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

Wheels for all purposes.

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'I'm leaving early cos I didn't come in so late'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Chief Executives Teddy

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'