Light Bulb Debate Fans Gifts

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

' A good idea '

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"We've made a few changes."

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

The partisan cafe

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Chuck Schumer

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'