Light Bulb Debate Fans Gifts

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

' A good idea '

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

George Will

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Chuck Schumer

The partisan cafe

Two Americas

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'