Lifetime Schemers Prints

Inspire their creative spirit with prints that capture the essence of eternal scheming. Perfect for decorating a space that fuels their imagination.

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"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty." mockup

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

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"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes." mockup

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

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'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!' mockup

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?" mockup

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

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"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

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'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?' mockup

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

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"Do you call this a business plan?" mockup

"Do you call this a business plan?"

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'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.' mockup

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

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"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums." mockup

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

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"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?" mockup

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

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'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.' mockup

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

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And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition. mockup

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.' mockup

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

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'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?' mockup

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

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"It's a setup."

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'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!' mockup

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

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"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!" mockup

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

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"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C." mockup

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

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'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.' mockup

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

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"Just take the free kick, and stop wasting time."

"Just take the free kick, and stop wasting time." mockup

"Just take the free kick, and stop wasting time."

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'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.' mockup

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

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'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man' mockup

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

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"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

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