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"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Death coach..."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Does it spark joy?

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Progress is coming right along!"

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

"And she's always demanding sex!"

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance