Lifestyle Harmonist T-Shirts

"And she's always demanding sex!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Commutobile

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I lost the groove."

"Death coach..."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Perfection

Does it spark joy?

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Cut back on the women and song. You can still have the wine though.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Your results show you have the body of a young man, unfortunately it's an very obese young man with chronic health problems."

"Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on, from parents to children."

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'That's way too irregular. I recommend regular exercise.'

Lark Ascending

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'