Lifelong Rocker Gifts

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"This next one's another oldie."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

Old rocker.

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Ozzy Osbourne

An amplified harp

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Santa Metal Claus

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Gregg Allman

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Rock gods.