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'He lived and died for golf.'

Eternal Student.

37 years in the same position.

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

'School of hard knocks.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Learning.

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"Why do I need to go to school? If I want to know anything I just Google it."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

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We learn by doing

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

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Tee for Two!