#lifegoals Mugs

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Win - win

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I still maintain an online presence."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Guru Mom

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

'Well, we made it.'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'