#lifegoals Prints

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Win - win

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Guru Mom

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

'Well, we made it.'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'