Lifeboat Crew Pillows

Lifeboat crew member about to take a bath

"...Welcome back to the request hour. Just had a call from a listener calling himself 'Lost at Sea', wanting a big shout out to the local lifeboat crew."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Airport

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sand Snowmen

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sub Editor

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Helicopter

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Who wants to go first?"

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

Happy New Year

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'