Cabin Crew Pillows

"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."

'More DVT vicar?'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

Greetings Then - Greetings Now

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Finally! A decent trip to pick up..."

Cabin crew dilemma

Airport

"Great! How the hell is the drinks trolley going to reach us now?"

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Watch out for the last row. They like to play poker."

"And in case of an emergency evacuation, please exit the aircraft 'before' posting it online."

Airport

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Forget about me Rob, go! Save yourself!"

No Loitering

"Rough Flight?"

"The last thing I remember was the flight attendant saying I had too many drinks ... "

"When I said 'Be seated' I meant in your seat"

Old Normal/New Normal

Wait Here

Bev Trains for Recall

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

"So how are things back in economy?"

"Ewwww! There's a drop of water on my tray table!"

"Tweety! She got out of her carrier!"

Totes sorry. Flight is legit delayed! :-(

"We haven't got time for the safety demonstration, here's the panic demonstration!..."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Departure/Arrival

"Wanda, you're a month early for your appointment...again."