Cabin Crew Member Pillows

'We've just crossed the International Date Line - have ANOTHER nice day!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Silent type, eh?'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Castaway hides from cruise ship

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'