Life's Realist Pillows

Add comfort and honesty to their home with pillows that feature witty, real-life insights—perfect for the person who keeps it real.

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists. mockup

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go." mockup

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then." mockup

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?" mockup

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

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'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!' mockup

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

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Japanese disaster

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"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get." mockup

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

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'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.' mockup

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

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Second marriage vows.

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Cold-calls.

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?' mockup

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

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'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.' mockup

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

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'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.' mockup

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

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"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" mockup

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

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"Old MacDonald had a farm"

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Eight nights of excuses

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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1 mockup

The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1

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Life's Realist Pillows Collection

Life's Realist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the life's realist, offering witty and meaningful designs to start their day right.

Life's Realist Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate authenticity and humor, perfect for the life's realist’s space.

Life's Realist T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that reflect honesty and wit — perfect for the life's realist who isn’t afraid to speak their mind.