Life's Little Pleasures Seeker Mugs

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Doughnut Making

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

What do you like most about presents?

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Artist Satying in the Country

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

Bread and Butter

Trick-or-Treater cuts Halloween bags to steal candy

'Okay. No one's looking.'

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

I don't know why I love rainy days. I just do.

The Existential Ape.