Life's Little Pleasures Seeker Prints

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Doughnut Making

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Artist Satying in the Country

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

What do you like most about presents?

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

Bread and Butter

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

The Existential Ape.

'Okay. No one's looking.'

"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."