Life's Little Moments Appreciator Mugs

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Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Sitting in a tree

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

A boy with a camera

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Speed Dating Disasters

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Windchimes

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Are you blushing?!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"Any other weaknesses?"

"Cruz, I didn't send flowers to Rayna! We haven't dated in forever! Ever since I joked about calling her Anne Droid."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'