Family Moments Appreciator Mugs

"Wow! Look mum, snow"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Will you take a check?"

"When did she start crawling?"

celebrating a birth.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

First Steps

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Windchimes

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Child with picture of rocket

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Letting Go

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

Christening

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."