Family Moments Appreciator Prints

"Wow! Look mum, snow"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Will you take a check?"

"When did she start crawling?"

celebrating a birth.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

First Steps

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Windchimes

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

How to injury yourself as an adult

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Child with picture of rocket

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Letting Go

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"#babygirl...seriously?"

Christening

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."