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"That 12th step is a doozy."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

She - Interpreter - He.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Yoga To-Do

Long and Short term investments.

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Church Restoration Fund.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'Pssst! How do we go about telling him we're interested in growth stocks?'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Kids on Building Site.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I know you tried to sell me shares...but you should have been more persistent.'

'We need to twerk.'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.