"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
Life Optimizer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the life optimizer in your life? Our collection features playful and motivating items that capture the spirit of self-growth. Whether they’re into mindfulness, goal-setting, or just living their best life, these gifts are designed to inspire and bring a smile. Find items that encourage positive habits and personal development, all with a touch of humor and style that makes every day a little brighter.
'Simplify your life' workshop 10am
The Self-Help Guide to Choosing a Self-Help Guide
'So, what'll it take to put you in a new life today?'
"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."
You ever watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? I'll answer you this way, little buddy: when you're excelling in every area of your life, from work to romance to personal development, you have very little time to watch Porsha and Kenya slap-fighting each other. You know their names? You must've mentioned them.
Blowing dust off an order book.
Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!
"Progress is coming right along!"
"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."
GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues
Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!
Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out
"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'
"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."
Overloaded on Junk Food.
"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"
"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."
'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'
Resume Advisor. I'm not sure "internet troll" is a resume enhancer.
"I tried change, it didn't work."
'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'
'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'
"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."
"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."
"Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you lived at home?"
'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'
"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...so what are you going to do about it?"
'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'
'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."
Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.
'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'
'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'
Life Optimizer Gifts Collection
Life Optimizer Mugs
Discover our range of mugs perfect for the life optimizer—bring humor and motivation to their morning routine with these inspiring designs.
Life Optimizer Pillows
Explore pillows that inspire relaxation and motivation—ideal for creating an uplifting environment for the mindful life lover.
Life Optimizer Prints
Find art prints that motivate and amuse—perfect for decorating spaces dedicated to personal growth and positive habits.
Life Optimizer T-Shirts
Browse our collection of T-shirts designed for the life optimizer—wear their passion for personal growth and self-improvement with pride and style.