Life Lesson Seekers Prints

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.