Life Jacket Collector Pillows

Penguin in a life jacket.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Hell's Anglers

Wilfried Zaha

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Geekasaurus.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Traffic Jam

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Luka Modric

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Life is just four letters...

'It's goose down!'

Go Britain!

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

"Whoah, triple denim!"

A Businessman in a camo suit